I don't stay in one place for too long
i get so stressed out watching my parents use a computer
- nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
- me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
I hate it when I offer someone m&ms and then they put their hand out like a bowl. What the fuck dude. Like you’ve left me with two options: either I look like an asshole when only two come out or I run the risk of pouring half the packet out and hating life because I can’t take any back because I’ll look like the same asshole in exhibit A. Fuck you. Fuck you and your bowl hands
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
sorry i took so long to respond i was crying about my life
“Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed.”
“I try not to live in the past but sometimes the past lives in me.”
Jamie Ford, Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet (via creatingaquietmind)